My friend Lisa is in from Ohio and staying with a friend of hers in Summit, NJ. Yesterday afternoon I drove down to visit with her. We headed over to the Short Hills Mall to walk around and then have dinner. First, this mall is crazy...very upscale. You know you are in a different world when the cars being featured throughout the mall are porsches and bentleys. There is even a store that sells wolf ranges and subzero fridges... it was wild. After the stores closed we had dinner at Pappa Razzi and then started out to find our way back to her friend's house. Let me just say that street signs in NJ are not always the best and forget about it in the dark. We were driving all over the place, heading in circles, can you say LOST? Well now I am one of the most law abiding people, I hate to do things that I know are wrong and when I do I generally get caught, last night was no exception. After driving around I started getting lazy in my U-turns. I would take them anywhere, not looking for a driveway or street. Well, as we were headed in the wrong direction once more, the street was totally empty and I just said, forget it, I'll turn around. Little did I know that I was on a ramp that was a one way ramp. All of a sudden I realize all the signs are facing away from me so I quickly take another illegal U-turn. Phew, no problem, we are headed the right way, life is good. That is until the lights start flashing in my rearview mirror. "Can I see you license, registration and insurance card ma'am?" Says the big police officer. Of course I couldn't find my registration and insurance card, I am now sick to my stomach as I ask the officer if I can call my husband to ask where those cards might be. I find them as I wait for Jay to answer the phone. Now I wait for the policeman to come back to my car to show him. I see him in his car working on his computer, writing something in a book and I tell LIsa I am so getting a ticket. It takes forever for him to come to back to get my papers and then he tells me he is not going to give me a ticket and that he is going to escort Lisa and me to Peggy's house. Once I dropped Lisa off and found my way, legally, back home I have made a decision- I am never going to Summit, NJ again! :)