Daily Candy- unbelievable

I subscribe to Daily Candy for NY and also for DC (so that I can have great ideas of things to do when I visit my sister and nieces) What follows is today's candy.... I guess in this world today, ANYTHING goes! I just cannot believe there is a market for this and then I find myself thinking, what scandal would I want to experience? Maybe I want to play the part of Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to JFK...I wonder if they could give me MM's shape and voice? Now that would be amazing!!